|In their future there lives a green girl named Zoel. One day, her story will be told...|
The Bastion of Shatner I. Initiation
William Shatner, the magic-man rice snatcher, record-breaker ice smasher, fetch me a lie detector, you know I tell the truth, and I'll put it to the test and I will best the best while William Shatner beats the rest.
No easy feat, you know it's true, impossible for you, hoo-hoo, but not for Mr. Shatner, he will beat them through and through. They fall onto their knees, hands shaking violently, they beg and then they plead because they know GOD. IS. SHATNER.
William, William, Mr. William Shatner. Do your thing and bust it up, you own it, Mega-Shatner. The master, the faster, the wily
"A man shitting in a hat is not enough; he must shit in two hats, and then spill one of them." -- Ignatiy Vishnevetsky|
"That is most of it, being a wizard -- seeing and listening. The rest is technique."
-- Schmendrick the Magician
"When I was alive, I believed -- as you do -- that time was at least as real and solid as myself, and probably more so. I said 'one o'clock' as though I could see it, and 'Monday' as though I could find it on the map; and I let myself be hurried along from minute to minute, day to day, year to year, as though I were actually moving from one place to another. Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls."
-- The Skull.
"The first duty in life is to assume a pose. What the second is, no one has yet discovered."
“Meaning is not in things but in between them."
-- Norman O. Brown
You're never going to find true happiness, what are you gonna do, cry about it?"
-- Weird Al Yankovic
"What's wrong with running away from reality when it sucks?"
-- Shinji Ikari.
"Life IS pain, your highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
-- Westley, The Princess Bride
"I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases YOU."
-- Master Shake
"This is why i hate middle-aged people -- all they want is attention."
-- Super Milk-Chan
"Comedy is a dying artform. But tragedy? Now THAT'S funny."
"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. I had to go to his office once because i was dirty."
-- Ralph Wiggum
"The Durions had won the day, but left behind were Bruidd ruins; for the Bruidd had left a Sign, or a Poem, as some would say, and some would not."
-- Stephen Gooch
"He who would break a thing to know what it is has left the path of wisdom."
"The Universe is not mystical in how it exists, but in that it exists."
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein.
"All you need is love. Love is all you need."
-- John Lennon.
"There's no such thing as love. It's just another puffed-up word used by Madison Avenue to sell their skin creams and two-seater cars!"
-- Stewie Griffin.