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Two Contests! (Operation Turdpolish, completed)

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 11, 2015, 8:02 PM

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Things feel clearer now.  

Time to get back on the track.

Now that i'm done cleaning up my gallery, it's time to move on to....


The first contest is, still, the extension of my "Write the Worst Thing Ever!" contest, in which you can win a character drawing from me, and all you have to do is write something horrible, something that my good friend :iconcouncilofgandalf: CouncilOfGandalf can use to incorporate into a larger story.  So you're not writing a full story, just a part of a story.  I know, it's confusing.  Let's get specific...


-- Write a short story.  Only 2-5 paragraphs at most.  It doesn't need a proper ending.  Length is not really important.

-- Your story must begin with the sentence "And after the Grand Lord cleansed the Cusk of all impurities, he demanded that a new reign commence, a reign far less retarded than all that had come before, and so..."

-- Your story should contain at least one famous trademarked character.  Luke Skywalker, Twilight Sparkle, Frodo Baggins, Iron Man... any character that a teenager today would recognize.  More than one, if you want.

-- Your story must be horrible.  I mean, pungently awful.  Hilariously, stupidly, pointlessly awful.  Feel free to misspell words.  Throw in some rhymes or rap lyrics.  Have it make no sense.  Just make it funny, weird, and completely freaking disgustingly horrible.  Be as shocking or as creepy or as violent as you want.  Make me laugh, make me cringe, make me throw up in my mouth a bit.

Horrible.  I mean it.  That's what we're looking for.

Submit your story to me in a private note.

The prize: One character of your choice drawn by me.

The Judge:iconcouncilofgandalf: CouncilOfGandalf, although I might have some input, seeing as we are friends.

The deadline?  Monday, September 7th, which is Labor Day in America.


The second contest is an all new "Help Me Name this Character!" Contest.

Which character? 

SuperCell by Chronorin

The angry little gothy guy on the left.  

Imagine this scenario:  these two characters, (younger and more normal-looking,) are caught by borderguards as they're trying to sneak into a City from the deserted wastelands outside.  On the verge of being executed, they are asked to give their names.  The little gothy guy is too panicked to speak, so his friend on the right there, who rarely panics, blurts out some flippant nonsense.  "Sure, my name is Jack Cinderfield (the name of an antiquated cigarette mascot from the previous century), and this is my associate __________."

And since the borderguard is wearing some tech that automatically records voice records, they are entered into the system under these obviously fake names.  (They have real boring names like Mike Smith and Bobby Spencer...)

But they're recorded as Jack Cinderfield and....

....some kind of random, weird, silly name.

Thrasher Headstomp?  The Goner?  Endless Mike Hellstrom? Acid Burns?  Boomer Shakalak?

Something like that!  But not exactly like that!

I don't know what the right name is, but i'll know it when i see it!

That's where you come in.  Help me name that little guy.

Submit your proposed name in a private note.  

The prize: One character of your choice drawn by me.

The Judge:iconchronorin: Me.

The deadline?  Also Monday, September 7th, which is Labor Day in America.


Two contests, people.  

Everyone asks me for free requests.  This is your chance to earn one.

Write a bad story!  Name the guy on the left!

That's all you have to do.



The Wall of Turdpolish

Yes, it is done.  I hereby declare that as of August 12, 2015, that Operation Turdpolish: Final Pass is complete.

After well over a year of grinding work, my gallery finally looks right.  You see, when i look at the galleries of my favorite artists -- Artgerm, VanHeist, Yuumei -- their galleries, even back to the beginning in 2004 or 2007, look solid.  Their earlier works are less advanced, but i don't see any horrible over-saturation, extreme anatomy errors, or drawings that just don't seem to belong there.  Everything looks solid and consistent...

...and when i look at my gallery now, that's what i see.  Solidity.  Consistency.  It makes me happy.

Of course, i don't see all of what i want to see.  I don't see enough variety.  I don't see enough comics, landscapes, male characters, or funny things.  I see way too many female characters "just standing around."  I realize how limited the scope of my art has been.  I know what i have to do in the future to correct this.  I've spent too many years infatuated with subjects and ideas, and not nearly enough time infatuated with technique.  That has to chance.

Now that these are done, now that i have erased my past artistic sins.... i can finally move on.  

It's a glorious new day.

 B-Ko Daitokuji by Chronorin Zoel 2007 by Chronorin Synthea 2007 by Chronorin Setsuna Fujisan by ChronorinZoel Technorganics I by Chronorin Zoel Technorganics II by Chronorin Zoel Technorganics III by Chronorin Zoel Technorganics IV by Chronorin  Shaktizar I by Chronorin  Terra: I am the Reign by Chronorin  Raven Birthmark II by Chronorin  Camille Leon the Chameleon I by Chronorin  KiGo Fusion II by Chronorin  Cobra Queen II by Chronorin  Rose by Chronorin  Samus the Metroid Mutant II by Chronorin  Poison Ivy in the Sun by Chronorin  Tryce by Chronorin  Avatar Elementals by Chronorin  Muertitos by Chronorin  Synthea's Transformation by Chronorin

CyberRaven: The Future is Magic by Chronorin  Samus the Metroid Mutant I by Chronorin      New Horizon by ChronorinLamp the Firefly Girl II by Chronorin  Synthea 2005 by Chronorin  Infinite Blue 2004 by Chronorin  Zoelorbital by Chronorin  Toxic Murk by Chronorin  Shift III by Chronorin  Aquamarine by Chronorin  Naja the Cobra Girl by Chronorin  Lily Lipsky by ChronorinZoel on the edge of the world by Chronorin  Diana Lombard Lizard Girl by Chronorin  Bloodwork by Chronorin Synthea Forever by Chronorin  Firefly Girl Returns by Chronorin  Murk V by Chronorin  Danielle Atron III by Chronorin    Specimen-02:Nalla Fernin by Chronorin  Karbo's Elf by Chronorin   Frankenshlong : Shlongenstein by Chronorin Felzacore and Midraspore by Chronorin Midraspore and Solaria by Chronorin Annie the Claygirl by ChronorinAnomaly III by Chronorin Steelheart by ChronorinAcaciathorn's Evergreen Zoel by Chronorin Alexis Kingsley: Rise of the Queen of Scales IV by Chronorin  Scourge by Chronorin  Zoel Loftsara goes to War by Chronorin Catgirl by Chronorin Anomaly VII by Chronorin  Sazae-Oni by Chronorin Crystalis by Chronorin The Flowerdew Hundred by Chronorin   
Lily Lipsky II by Chronorin  Wesley and Lily by Chronorin      Vile II by Chronorin    Libertina by Chronorin  Ella Metal by Chronorin  Multiwa and Vancuria by Chronorin  Eric Muck and Isabella Sludge by Chronorin    The Guardian Legend by Chronorin        before they were Creepy Freaks by Chronorin SuperCell by Chronorin  Natasha Kowalski by Chronorin Garden Slug Girl III by Chronorin   Nurse Yuukai by Chronorin           Zoel circa 2004 by Chronorin    Zoel Cocooned I by Chronorin    Zoel Cocooned III by Chronorin  Maria the Mud Puppet by Chronorin  Acaciathorn's Murk and Zoel by Chronorin  Acaciathorn's Zoel and Shaktizar by Chronorin   Terra Branford the Esper by Chronorin    Light Warriors by Chronorin  Rydia of Mist by Chronorin  Cecil Harvey by Chronorin  Cloud of Darkness by Chronorin  Trance Kuja by Chronorin  Jessica Forbes: Mutant Ranger by Chronorin  Murk at the Beach by Chronorin  Zoel is the Girl with Stars in her Eyes by Chronorin  Scarlet by Chronorin    Murk: Cinderfield Black Labels by Chronorin  Aurora: Total Eclipse by Chronorin   Zoelsalute by Chronorin  All your Base... by Chronorin Pris by Chronorin  Scorpion Boss by Chronorin  Facebook Tron Girl by Chronorin    Cascade III by Chronorin    Becoming Muck: Image by Chronorin  Queen Beryl by Chronorin  Ashrat I by Chronorin  Zoel in a Tankini by Chronorin   Brutality of Linson by Chronorin    Aurora: Solar Flare by Chronorin    Piper V: Defiance is fruitless by Chronorin  Zoelshifty by Chronorin    Natasha Kowalski's Night Garden by Chronorin  Zero Point by Chronorin  Celsius and Fahrenheit by Chronorin    Polite Society's Garden by Chronorin      

Current Movies: The Imitation Game. The Man Who Fell to Earth.
Current TV show: Adventure Time. Steven Universe. Hannibal. Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Current Tunes: Born in the Echoes, The Chemical Brothers.  Under the Radar Vol. I, Robbie Williams.
Current Foods: Brisket & coleslaw hoagie sandwich.
Current Drinks: Delicious coffee.
Currently Feeling: Aghast at the depression of others.

Zoel Loftsara Stamp by Acaciathorn-Stamps Murk Stamp by Acaciathorn-Stamps Garden Slug Stamp by Acaciathorn-Stamps Alexis Kingsley Stamp by Acaciathorn-Stamps Synthea Stamp by Acaciathorn-Stamps


Marc Elliott L'Hommedieu
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
"A man shitting in a hat is not enough; he must shit in two hats, and then spill one of them." -- Ignatiy Vishnevetsky

"That is most of it, being a wizard -- seeing and listening. The rest is technique."
-- Schmendrick the Magician

"When I was alive, I believed -- as you do -- that time was at least as real and solid as myself, and probably more so. I said 'one o'clock' as though I could see it, and 'Monday' as though I could find it on the map; and I let myself be hurried along from minute to minute, day to day, year to year, as though I were actually moving from one place to another. Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls."

-- The Skull.

"The first duty in life is to assume a pose. What the second is, no one has yet discovered."
--Oscar Wilde

“Meaning is not in things but in between them."
-- Norman O. Brown

You're never going to find true happiness, what are you gonna do, cry about it?"
-- Weird Al Yankovic

"What's wrong with running away from reality when it sucks?"
-- Shinji Ikari.

"Life IS pain, your highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
-- Westley, The Princess Bride

"I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases YOU."
-- Master Shake

"This is why i hate middle-aged people -- all they want is attention."
-- Super Milk-Chan

"Comedy is a dying artform. But tragedy? Now THAT'S funny."
-- Bender

"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. I had to go to his office once because i was dirty."
-- Ralph Wiggum

"The Durions had won the day, but left behind were Bruidd ruins; for the Bruidd had left a Sign, or a Poem, as some would say, and some would not."
-- Stephen Gooch

"He who would break a thing to know what it is has left the path of wisdom."
-- Gandalf.

"The Universe is not mystical in how it exists, but in that it exists."
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein.

"All you need is love. Love is all you need."
-- John Lennon.

"There's no such thing as love. It's just another puffed-up word used by Madison Avenue to sell their skin creams and two-seater cars!"
-- Stewie Griffin.

Why isn't Chronorin as popular as Chronorin used to be? 

21 deviants said I... i'm not really sure.
19 deviants said You don't draw fat girls much anymore. I like fat girls.
11 deviants said Other (tell me.)
10 deviants said Blame Tumblr. There's just not as many people here on DeviantArt anymore.
8 deviants said Meh, your stuff is just more of the same. Nothing you draw is all that exciting.
4 deviants said Your appeal is becoming more selective, yes...
2 deviants said Your stuff is too PG, to be honest. I want more nipples and crotches.
1 deviant said People don't sit at computers to look at drawings anymore, alright? We just play Clash of Clans on our phones.
1 deviant said Not enough fanart! Draw Korra and Garnet!
No deviants said Because you fucking suck. Always have.


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deltahuntress Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Chronorin Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
...yes. Of course.
deltahuntress Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Your art is REALLY good. I'm excited to see your entry!
Chronorin Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Aww, thanks. I'm trying to draw in a style similar to the show, so it won't look too much like my other stuff...
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crazygameguy Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015
Hey dude, d'ya know whatever happened to :iconmetamorphaxx: at all? He kinda...closed his account and disappeared o.o
Chronorin Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Yep, i do.  Don't worry, he's fine.  He's just taking a break for a while.
crazygameguy Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015
Ahh, okay owo; I thought he was gone forever or something and something bad had happened, as he never gave any indication he was leavng...^^; Glad he's fine though.
Chronorin Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Yep.  Me too.
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SparkTheShadowTiger Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
So I finally have a pic of a slime form of my character could you check it out?
Chronorin Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Sure.  Link me?
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