1.) I only have one pair of shoes at at time.  When they wear out in a year, i buy another.

2.) My newest addictions are vanilla almond milk, chicken stir-fry, and avocados.  And that last one is troublesome, because the grocery store here only has avocados about 1/3 of the time.  Are these things seasonal?  I want them all the time, i mash them up and slather the green goo on a turkey sandwich and it's so freaking good i can't believe it.  What do i have to do to get a constant supply?

3.) Depsite what psychotic mouth-breathing teabaggers would have you believe, when a Muslim terrorist beheads some guy on the streets of London -- liberals are not cool with that.  I hate violence in the name of religion and the oppression of women more than anything.  This killer deserves the death penalty.  That being said, when conservatives start howling that this is evidence that we gotta "start burning down Mosques. During evening prayers. After nailing the doors shut," and "just outlaw Muslims, it may be unfair to the overwhelming majority of them, but they add nothing of value to the world anyway," [actual teabagger quotes] then we'll call them out as the idiotic, racist bigots they are.  They seriously think that just because i don't support a Muslim genocide, that means i'm in favor of beheadings and sharia law?  These clowns act like the world is coming to an end if they have to do extra paperwork for the IRS, but then adocate the wholesale murder and oppression of millions of American citizens.  They're a nascent fascist army just waiting for a Fuhrer to lead them.  And they're assholes.  Can we put all the teabaggers and the jihadists on a fucking island and let them battle it out for our amusement?  

4.)  I have a neurotic tic where... when i copy a URL, i immediately copy it twice.  Just to make sure it's copied.  You gotta be sure, you don't want to copy a URL once, and go to paste it somewhere, and find out that's it's only partially copied, do you?

5.)  I kinda hope Kim Kardashian stays fat.  And that we can get married.  She's pretty.

6.)  Same thing goes for Christina Aguilera.

7.)  I'm trying my best to watch Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood but i just can't keep up with it.  I should probably just stop and watch either Death Note or Egro Proxy instead.  This is where you scream "you haven't seen Death Note?!"  No, i have not.  Not yet.

8.)  I've watched these excellent Breaking Bad fan videos at least ten times each...
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...one is funny, the other is serious.  But i love them both.

9.)  After giving up weed, alcohol, soda, and most fast foods, i finally kicked another socially-acceptable but dangerous addiction -- ramen.  Too much sodium in that shit.

10.)  I signed up for Netflix about five years ago because the local Hollywood Video didn't have a copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark just when i decided it was finally time for me to see Raiders of the Lost Ark.  To this day.... i still haven't seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.  Is it really that good?

11.)  I have no idea what makes Tumblr different from any other blog service like, say, Blogger.  What exactly does Tumblr... do?  What does it do?

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