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I AM CHRONORIN

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 20, 2016, 10:00 AM
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Hey Everybody!

I seem to pick up a few new watchers every day, which is great. For the sake of people who haven't been watching me that long, I just wanted to say thank you for watching, and here are some things you should know about me. The basics, you know.

I AM CHRONORIN. At least on the Internets. In real life, I'm some random dude who who works a shit job and lives in Bumfuck, Egypt.

I support my artmaking with a Patreon that you can find here: www.patreon.com/marclhommedieu

While most of my stuff is free, I reward my patrons with some exclusive sexy content every month. Here are the four bonus pic sets I've done so far...

Trakeena's Metamorphosis by Chronorin Tasty Paste Sequence on Gumroad by Chronorin Sailor Scout Transformations at Gumroad by Chronorin
Usagi's Inflation Comic on Gumroad by Chronorin Slime Furries on Gumroad by Chronorin
People can also buy them separately on Gumroad: gumroad.com/chronorin but they're always cheaper for Patrons. This month, every patron is getting a Symbiote and an Usagi Puko-ification Balloon Comic. Next month? I'm thinking Slime Furries. 

^__^

Also, I've started a Youtube Channel with my best friend, called Audimated Thought:  www.youtube.com/channel/UCYuY9…

^___^

Here are some of our videos so far. We're just getting started, and there will be MUCH more in the future. Like, comment, and subscribe!


















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Also, I have a pretty cool ArtStation Page
www.artstation.com/artist/marc…

Also, you can follow me on Twitter @marclhommedieu


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Current Movies: Suicide Squad, Batman v. Superman.
Current TV Show: Mr. Robot, Gotham.
Current Tunes: Gladkill, Sabrepulse, BT, Lady Gaga.
Current Foods: Chicken tikka masala w. spanish peanuts.
Current Drinks: Milk.
Currently Feeling: ...the next level must be achieved by year's end.
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Chronorin
Marc L'Hommedieu
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
"A man shitting in a hat is not enough; he must shit in two hats, and then spill one of them." -- Ignatiy Vishnevetsky

"That is most of it, being a wizard -- seeing and listening. The rest is technique."
-- Schmendrick the Magician


"When I was alive, I believed -- as you do -- that time was at least as real and solid as myself, and probably more so. I said 'one o'clock' as though I could see it, and 'Monday' as though I could find it on the map; and I let myself be hurried along from minute to minute, day to day, year to year, as though I were actually moving from one place to another. Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls."

-- The Skull.


"The first duty in life is to assume a pose. What the second is, no one has yet discovered."
--Oscar Wilde


“Meaning is not in things but in between them."
-- Norman O. Brown


You're never going to find true happiness, what are you gonna do, cry about it?"
-- Weird Al Yankovic


"What's wrong with running away from reality when it sucks?"
-- Shinji Ikari.


"Life IS pain, your highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
-- Westley, The Princess Bride


"I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases YOU."
-- Master Shake


"This is why i hate middle-aged people -- all they want is attention."
-- Super Milk-Chan


"Comedy is a dying artform. But tragedy? Now THAT'S funny."
-- Bender


"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school. I had to go to his office once because i was dirty."
-- Ralph Wiggum


"The Durions had won the day, but left behind were Bruidd ruins; for the Bruidd had left a Sign, or a Poem, as some would say, and some would not."
-- Stephen Gooch


"He who would break a thing to know what it is has left the path of wisdom."
-- Gandalf.


"The Universe is not mystical in how it exists, but in that it exists."
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein.


"All you need is love. Love is all you need."
-- John Lennon.


"There's no such thing as love. It's just another puffed-up word used by Madison Avenue to sell their skin creams and two-seater cars!"
-- Stewie Griffin.
Interests

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Is it still almost Christmas?  As usual, i'll be working on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, so that's my plans.  Bleeaaaah.  

I feel spacey tonight.  Ne0natomy recommended that i watch the animated Disney Tarzan movie, and i'm doing that now... spectacular animation, and motherfucking PHIL COLLINS.  Heheheheheh... let's see, this movie came out in 1999... that was during that somewhat awkward period where the whole "characters breaking into song" thing had gotten a bit stale, so they avoided it, but hadn't quite found their new flavor just yet.  Still, the movies from that era -- Tarzan, Treasure Planet, Mulan, and Lilo & Stitch are total classics...

...i never really cottoned to The Emperor's New Groove, and i never saw Brother Bear or Home on the Range.  And i call myself a Disneyphile?  Shame upon me.

I missed a lot of pop culture from 1997 to 2002, because that was the busiest and most interesting part of my entire life.  I was working and going to school and getting wasted and doing all manner of ill shit.  It was the one time in my life when i wasn't a pop culture addict. 

When 9-11 happened, it took me a long time to realize that anything was wrong.  We were on Mars, dude.  

^__^

Oooof.  What am i doing.  What is today.  I need to get my car back today.   

Hmm, the new guy at my job quit.  So i'm back to the six days at work... oh, god, these 2-day weekends have been spoiling me.  I've just been lolling about in decadence and sloth, casually doing laundry and drawing without feeling rushed.  No more of that for a bit.

There are a lot of funny videos on the Internet, right?  For my money, one of the funniest of all time is Bad Lip Reading's treatment of Twilight: Eclipse.  Jasper's unintelligible vaguely-Cajun gibberish kills me every time...


...de wogga-wooga havva-chee!

Anyway, i'm back to sketching out Magma Oni Mei and Muscley Metal Oni Tenten.  
HAVE A GOOD DAY RAAAAARGH.
Who is best Ladybug Villain?
32%
24 deviants said One that I didn't name / I've never seen the show.
25%
19 deviants said Reflekta.
14%
11 deviants said Antibug (or Chloe in general)
13%
10 deviants said Hawkmoth.
4%
3 deviants said Volpina.
3%
2 deviants said Lady Wifi.
3%
2 deviants said Horrificator.
3%
2 deviants said Stormy Weather.
3%
2 deviants said Guitar Villain (Awesome Solo!!!)
1%
1 deviant said Time Breaker.
Jeez, what was i thinking?  

I have to drop my car off at the shop tomorrow for more maintenance... my job called me, offering me a sixth day of work this week... and i agreed, meaning that i'd be counting on my car being done in 24 hours without any delays and staying up late to get the car back and then heading back to work that night...

NO NO NO NO NO NO WHAT AM I DOING. I HAVE TO DRAW.

I called them back and canceled the sixth day.  I need those two days off, damn it.  I can't keep doing this to myself.  There's being a hard worker and then there's just... foolishness. 

(I know, i'll just cash in the rest of my vacation days instead.  That'll get me some money...)

^__^

Hmm.

Do you know anyone who doesn't use the Internet?  I do -- that guy, Carl, whom i work with four nights a week.  And no, he's not 80 years old.  I understand why your 80 year-old grandparents don't use the Internet, but Carl here is in his early fifties.  He's had more than enough time to adapt...

...but he has refused to, through a combination of stinginess, stubbornness, and intense annoyance with anything that involves difficulty.  It's pretty funny when our supervisor -- who is much older than Carl -- will say "yes, i can send it to you, give me your email" and Carl mumbles "I ain't got that shit" and the supervisor says "wait, what?" and Carl grumbles "i don't do that email shit, not everybody does that shit!"

Carl.  Come on.  Get a smartphone.  

I've said this before, but i'll say it again.  Carl is possibly the worst person i've ever known.  He's incredibly mean, vindictive, petty, dishonest, greedy, and rude.  He's ignorant, incurious, and irritable.  The only thing that prevents him from being a monster is his intense laziness.  

Last week, i worked with a young woman who told me that she will never, ever work a single shift with him -- and she's never even met him in person, she's only spoken to him on the phone twice.  That's how bad he is.

No liberal person could ever stand him, because he's a misogynist and a homophobe -- he'll openly say that women "shouldn't run anything" and that all gay people are "sick, sick, going to Hell with that sickness."

No conservative person could ever stand him, because he thinks that all white people are inherently racist, that everything is someone else's fault, and things should just be handed to him.  

You're probably asking yourself -- how can Chronorin stand to work with this vile fool?  

I admit, it's hard.  I wish he would leave.  I despise him.  Until he does leave, i do what i can to annoy him.  Always with a smile, you understand.  Shine the inner light. 

Plus, i'm bigger than him.  I could beat him up if i had to.  That helps.

Do you have a Carl in your life?  I hope that you do not.

I'm still deep into YES.  Chronorin's Song of the Day for December 6th, 2016 is "Turn of the Century" by YES. 

....majestic.

Who is best Ladybug Villain? 

32%
24 deviants said One that I didn't name / I've never seen the show.
25%
19 deviants said Reflekta.
14%
11 deviants said Antibug (or Chloe in general)
13%
10 deviants said Hawkmoth.
4%
3 deviants said Volpina.
3%
2 deviants said Lady Wifi.
3%
2 deviants said Horrificator.
3%
2 deviants said Stormy Weather.
3%
2 deviants said Guitar Villain (Awesome Solo!!!)
1%
1 deviant said Time Breaker.

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DannimonDesigns Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
^^; Just wondering id you ever did commissions... 
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Chronorin Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Yes!  

Patrons get half-off, $20 instead of $40.  Also, i have a long queue at the moment.  But yes, i sure do!
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FuzzyNecromancer Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016
"Don't worry man, no way is Trump gonna win this election."
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Chronorin Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Boy, was i wrong.
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DocDaRock Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016
So, despite everything that has been said, despite every bit of mudslinging and criticism and so forth that there has been so far, it looks like Trump has won.
Any thoughts?
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Chronorin Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Oh, lots.  None of them good.  

I'm watching my country commit suicide.  
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Chronorin Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
The only bright point is this.

In four years, there will be no Wall.  There will still be Mexicans and Muslims in America.  There will still be random terror attacks.  The factories in Ohio and Pennsylvania will not return.  Hillary will not be "locked up."  There will not be "so many jobs" and America will not be "winning, winning, winning." 

The economy will be worse, people will still be unable to afford healthcare and college.  

All the angry, old white people who voted for Trump will be let down.  They'll grumble "eh, i always knew he was a con man, things never change."

ELIZABETH WARREN 2020.  
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PsionicsKnight Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2016  Student Writer
Oh hey, because I keep forgetting: thanks for the fav!
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Chronorin Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
No problem!

^__^
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