The last time i went to Ozzfest, i ran into these two weird guys who tried to sell me some crack and then buy weed.
They looked so familiar. I asked them if they were from the Real World, or something else like that on MTV?
"Huh-huh. I guess, for a while. Then they fired us and started playing all that Britney Spears crap, huh-huh-huh. That sucked..."
"Heh-heh, Britney Spears has big boobs!"
Then they found out that i didn't have any weed, and just sort of wandered away.
Still, they seemed so familiar....