Are those miserable, corrupt Republicans really still thowing a temper tantrum over affordable healthcare? Get over it, losers, you lost.

Even the Republican Party doesn't want this, it's the fault of those lunatic Teabaggers who don't understand reality. What a bunch of psychos.

Such gridlock is unavoidable in democracies. Democracy is just messy like that.

Yawn, this shit again? Shutdown, shmutdown. They'll work it out like they always do.

I don't understand exactly what is going on. Wasn't Obamacare, like, three years ago? What does it have to do with military people getting their paychecks?

I just don't care.

Look, Democrats, you have to give up some stuff, compromise, and realize that not everyone likes Obamacare. Delay it, alter it, defund it, that's what the People really want.

The Republicans are mounting a brave, last-minute stand against the insane, evil, socialist monstrosity known as Obamacare. They are doing God's work. Ted Cruz for President!

THIS IS END TIMES. OBAMA ANTICHRIST. FIRE SHALL RAIN FROM THE SKIES AND ALL YOU KNOW SHALL BE DESTROYED, THE CRADLES WILL CRUMBLE AND THE BABIES WILL BURN.

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